The End of the Cats

Monday, May 5, 2008

It's the end of the cats at my house, and I can't wait.

And case you are wondering, I'm not going to kill them.  Nicole will be taking them away next week!  I'm so excited, I can't wait. Nothing will make me happier than to be pet free.... the first time in 10 years I think.

About time too.  Yesterday, Mack (the big cat) decided he was going to throw up a hairball, so he runs right into the middle of the living room.  Great spot right on the carpet.  I personally didn't want this to happen, so I run to him to pick him up and to move him to where he would do a little less damage (like my ceramic tile).  He sees me coming, so as he is gagging, he runs and hides behinds the recliner.  I catch him, pick him up and start to move him when all of a sudden he lets it fly.

Oh.... what a mess.  Normally, its just in one spot, but this time because of my actions it looks like it came from a hairball spray gun. 

I drop the cat and screamed.  Mack, being sensible, ran and hid.  Good thing too, he might not have seen the day's end if I still had my hands on him.  Cursing his name, I got the clean up kit (I've gotten used to cleaning up these nasty hairballs) and cleaned up the slimy mess.

These cats cannot leave soon enough.



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